1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves u, the easier it is2 leave her with no hard feelings.
2. No matter how many times u have had it, if it's offered take itbecause it'll never b quite the same again.
3. Sex has no calories.
4. Sex take up the least amount of time & causes the most amount of trouble.
5. There is no remedy for sex, but more sex.
6. Sex appeal is 50% what u've got & 50% what people think u'vegot.
7. No sex with anyone in the same office.
8. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches u r going 2 get or how long it is going 2 last.
9. A man in the house is worth 2 in the street.
10. If u get them by the balls, their hearts & minds will follow.
11. Virginity can b cured.
12. When a man's wife learns 2 understand him, she usually stopslistening 2 him.
13. Never sleep with sum1 crazier than urself.
14. The qualities that most attract a woman 2 a man r usually thesame 1's she can't stand years later.
15. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
16. It is always the wrong time of the month.
17. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
18. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
19. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are youwont either.
20. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - Then on Sunday pray forcrop failure.
21. The younger the better.
22. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
23. It was not the apple on the tree, but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
24. Sex discriminates against the shy & the ugly.
25. Before u find ur handsome prince, u've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
To be continued...
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